Well how the fuck does this work? God, it smells foul. Stupid pregnancy test. Stupid humans. Stupid weird penises. Guess I should take it…

OH MY GOD, THAT IS TERRIBLE! It tastes like squid liver oh my LORD!

"No fetus has formed."

What? How? The fertility rate was so high! It was through the roof! Damn it! Henthra is going to have my ass! 

Ink: Dore? Dore! Are you in here, I need help!